This entire movie is about a guy who almost got his coworkers killed because he couldn’t get over his dead wife. And she shot him for it, too? Sheeeeeeyit. It’s the story of the most pussy-whipped man on film putting his loved ones in danger so he can be Captain Savaho. This isn’t a tale of a family reuniting against all odds. But Dom’s crazy ex reappeared up with a bunch of criminals so he has to call his friends in from their good times to risk their lives helping him go after her even though they weren’t getting paid and Brian was gonna have to go into a dangerous prison in a country where he was wanted felon. They just stole a hundred million dollars from a criminal cartel and got away scott free. Dom’s sister just had a kid with his best friend, Brian. But why does all this action have to happen? Because Dom’s ex-girlfriend is, maybe, a part of this crafty group of thieves.ĭom has a hot Brazilian chick for his girl. There’s enough hot cars and car chases and cars crashing to satisfy your manly-movie-bone. You may even wanna throw out some of your DVDs when I’m done.įast And Furious has rebooted itself as a family-based series of heist movies. So understand that you’re gonna have some massive spoilers coming your way. But you’ll start to see a pattern as I reveal truth after truth on these chick flicks masquerading as dude flicks. Just that many of your favorite action flicks are little more than chick flicks with explosions and fist fights. Look, I’m not saying that these movies are inherently bad. Half the time they don’t even give you the titties! So they take a chick flick, a movie that highlights love, romance and emotional roller coasters via the presence of a female romantic lead, and wrap it in titties, gunfights and explosions. But they know that in order to get the max dollar for every flick they have to throw the ladies a bone, too. Hollywood is desperate to get your money. And I’m gonna open your eyes to the truth. I hate to tell you, but you’ve been tricked, bro. Those movies you watch with your buddies? The ones that make jump and shout with delight as you anticipate bullets and explosions and fight scenes galore? Some of ‘em are perpetrating a fraud.
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